I want to punch Siri in the phone face

Alison • FTM to a baby girl at 35, business owner, gamer, ICD specialist and happy wife to a brilliant man!
I keep having contractions (I've been in 'non-progressive labor for over three weeks now) and baby is kicking me hard while I'm having them and my 'go-to' phrase is 'okay, seriously?!' And my asshat phone keeps thinking I'm asking for Siri and responding. 
So dumb, but so annoying. I hate all the things right now.