Funny Text to Announce Labor

Cheyna • 33 years old. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Married to my best friend since 2012. 💍 Charlie was born in March 2016. 👦🏼💙 Kennedy was born September 2021 👶🏼💜
We have a large, and very close family. There are a lot of people who we will be texting when we go into labor - not so they can necessarily come to the hospital, but just so they're informed and are waiting for the announcement. What is a funny text to send out, letting your close family and friends know that you're in labor?