I want you to know that even though I haven't met you, I think you're pretty cool. That being said, I'm sorry to tell you that I am evicting you from your warm cozy home and you will have to join the rest is the world. Yes, it will be cold and you'll be shocked momentarily, but I'll be right there to comfort you, feed you and give you the love that you've been experiencing since you were created.
I used to love your kicks and punches. However you are now too strong. I don't exactly love you flossing your little butt with my rib cage and whenever you punch my hip joint I collapse to the ground in pain.
This is your official eviction notice. You have 1 week to vacate the premises. I love ya and I'll see you on the flip side.