Ok so my body has never been normal.. With anything. I had a lot of stress this month and was pretty sure I tried to ovulate twice. Highly positive opk on the 29th Jan.. With no bbt rise.. Another positive opk on 2nd Feb (with clear negatives in between) with a slight bbt rise. I counted myself out for this month. Too much stress...

so I bought new opks this month ready for next month. I opened one today to see if they are like my previous ones.. They aren't. So rather than wasting it I though.. Meh I'll test it. Came back so hugely positive... I've never had one that positive

I read sometimes they can pick up pregnancy. So I did a pregnancy one.. Which was negative.

Do you think it's trying to ovulate again? 10 days later? Or is it a faulty test?

Seriously. Can I swap my body with someone else? I want a refund!