Naked husband outside yelling...ya that happened.
You know what's not fun? What's not fun is when you and your husband are getting intimate, everything is getting hot and heavy and slightly romantic and then you get a Bam Bam Bam on the front door. It's also 12 in the morning mind you. There's my husband saying ignore it probably some drunk from the complex. Then about 10 seconds later we here "I know that bitch is there, I want to speak with her, let me in your effing house" Naturally my husband will have a problem with this only becuase (and this is tmi but) he was horny and he was hard. So my irrational at times husband goes to the front door NAKED. I myself cover myself up. When I head downstairs I hear my husband yelling and swearing and naked...he says "Dude I was about to get me some and now becuase of you I won't get any." Though he sounded more angry about it. Turns out my pregnant sister in law Carol (I've mentioned her on here a couple times) told some guy named Chris that he was the father of her baby and will get child support and won't marry him or be with him. Except Carol texted Chris's wife instead of Chris by "accident" and said she was staying at our house for the time being. My husband called Carol and said some guy named Chris is here for you. You told him you live here which you don't you liar. Get him off my property or I'm telling him where you live. My husband (who is still naked btw) hangs up, shoves Chris off the porch and slams the door. I was very shocked and scared a little but when I saw my husband come back in the house I started laughing. Telling my husband that he did all that naked outside and some neighbours probably saw it. Eventually Chris left. I'm not certain if Carol called him. All I know is that my husband kinda liked being exposed becuase as I thought he would be upset and not want to continue our session, he was even more hot and heavy, probably the best session we've had.
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