Having a Twin Sister Who's Married When You're Single (Fun Story)

Clarice
My identical twin sis and her husband were visiting for his birthday and to celebrate his getting a promotion at work. Sis had to go help mum and dad with some yard work so she left around 5 in the morning and asked me to get breakfast started - the following is what happened the morning after while I was making breakfast for the three of us 
Me: (cooking breakfast) 
Sis' hubby (who had just woken up): that smells good (grabs me from behind and kisses the back of my head) 
Me: EW! JOSH! (Not his real name) 
Sis' Husband: 0_o OHMYGODIMSOSORRYOHMYGODWHYDIDYOURPARENTSHAVETWINS! 
#family 😂😂😂