We had agreed not to find out the sex, but my husband keep looking at the sonogram when the lady was scanning, and he insists that he knows the gender, the butthole! He keeps using random pronouns and trying to refer to it as just "baby," but dad gummit, I don't think he'll hold up that long and I think I know now because he keeps catching himself and seeming flustered. And now I just want him to be wrong! It's not even like he's seen enough sonograms to have a clue what he's looking at without being told, so I just want to convince myself that he actually doesn't know and he's being a butt about it. But he's so confident in it, that maybe he actually does know.

I just want to strangle him.

Butthole.