Question for the ladies who drink a little :)

So last night I tried to get drunk for the first time....yes I'm 26...I'm lame. But a friend and I went to a strip club and I thought it would be fun to get wasted for the first time....but it didn't happen. 
I drank 2 shots, half a bottle of kinky vodka, and drank 6 mixed drinks at the club and didn't feel anything. This morning I felt fine. What the heck?