Working in a school, I feel like fair game for pupils and colleagues who want to share with me their horror stories about pregnancy. What is the worst/most unhelpful story that you've been told so far?

Mine came today when a colleague told me about her Grandson born at 27 and a half weeks (which is what I am) and how the mother didn't realise she was in labour, as well as all of the difficulties that the child currently has and they predict he will grow up to have too. Needless to say, it gave me a fair bit of food for thought!