Can't handle it any more.
If one more member of my family comes out as pregnant I think I'll cry! In a week I've had my much younger cousin and brother announce pregnancies (not with each other eww!) both still live with their parents, neither has a proper job, both spend all their time going out getting drunk and have terrible other halves who are just as bad!
Then there's me, desperately trying, in a great job, with a fantastic fiancé in our own home and nothing! There's simply no justice! And to top it all off I feel like pond scum being jealous of my family members!
Babies do strange things to your brain!