I'm going to beat my husband!

When he gets home from work I'm going to beat him! How hard is it to put your dirty dishes in the sink? I guess when you have a dick it's a hard job. I'm not doing a thing today his ass can cone home and take care of the disaster he left in the kitchen. Ugh I'm so frustrated! Do you constantly pick up after your husbands? I just can't today! He is a grown man and I'm not his maid. I'm thinking my pregnancy mood swings are back. (I'm crying while writing this. I'm not really going to beat him) I'm just irritated! :(