Such an awful boyfriend! ... Orrr is he 😉

Rachel
Soooo, this morning whilst I laid in bed, warmed by the rays of our great British sunshine, and cacooned in our nested haven, I felt his comforting breath on my shoulder before he disappeared into the distance.. (Pretty good so far right) 😘
Well, instead of laying there with me in the tranquil setting, I heard a medley of bashed saucepans and loose cutlery emanating upstairs.. Turns out he decided to cook me a beautiful ala carte brunch to eat in bed! The absolute cheek of him 😉 Who does that?! I mean, not only did he cater to my secretly rumbling tummy, but he washed the dishes and cleaned the work tops in his passing. I honestly cant believe the audacity of him! Definitely not worthy of being my bf! ... So maybe I'll ask him to marry me instead 😇😘