Funny thing happened at hospital tour!

TJ
My husband and I toured the maternity area at our hospital today along with four other expecting couples. One couple, about early/mid 20s age, asked "How long will we stay?"
Great question, great typical 48-72 hrs answer by the nurse, right?
That didn't answer the question this soon-to-be dad wanted an answer too, though. He finally got out the right words and wanted to know basically "when do I bring my wife to the hospital?" The way he asked it was hilarious to me, though.  
He said "Do I just bring my wife here on her due date?"
Oh, honey...bless your heart!