So here's how it goes: This guy invited me to the beach so we could could get high. But knowing him well something else would happen and it did. But to get to the part where we had sex, you need to know how high we were and what was going through my mind at the moment. Before any of this happened I had said to one of my friends that Inhad thought he was cute, and in the return she said that another friend of ours said that he he an "ugly dick." So in that moment when we were alone and high I had started to think about how they told me he had an ugly dick and I started laughing my ass off. And he was staring at me the whole time which made me laugh even harder and when the laughing stopped he asked me "what would happen right now if I were to kiss you?," me being me replied "you'd have to do it to find out, and then again he asked me "but would I get slapped?" because I wanted to toy with him a little I told him that if I were to slap him, it wouldn't hurt. And that happened, then came the foreplay which ended in us having sex and having a hell of a good time.

Btw... He didn't have an ugly dick.