My husband and I walked to a small coffee shop for lunch and there's 4 elderly men sitting in here gossiping.

First, they say that everyone attacks the elderly. (Like government and irs)

Then one goes "that's why I have a disposable phone, so I can throw it in a ditch when I get a call I don't want"

But then the other man says "unless you're a drug dealer you can't do that. I don't want to get up in the middle of the night and want my fix and realize my dealer got a new number"

It was not easy eating without laughing 😂