I am mad at drunk me. She's a jerk.

So, drunk me... decided it would be a good idea to , forget her pill... twice. Drunk me , had wild sex with her new husband without a condom either. Drunk me, got us knocked up....

Sober me , is bringing home a baby from our honeymoon.

Thanks drunk me! I planned on waiting a year or so! Remind me to kick your butt, in about 8 months !

( I just needed to rant! And not look crazy)

I'm not upset about it. Someone just needed to chew drunk me out.