Wtf!!??

So I'm a FTM... And I'm 39 weeks and getting irritated... Alright.. So apparently being 2cm dilated doesn't mean shit.. Losing your plug, doesn't mean shit.. Bouncing on a ball, having sex, walking... None of that means shit.. Lol so wtf am I waiting for ? How the eff do I know when it's time ?? Am I supposed to look out for really strong contractions ?? Cause if that's the case, then I wish someone would had said that from the beginning... I'm over here looking for signs and trying to induce labor or make it easier, whatever.. Nothing's happening.. I'm not getting any cramps, nothing! Lol do I go to the hospital as soon as my water breaks? What the heck! Lol sorry for this rant.. It's my last week of pregnancy and I'm getting ansy.. And frustrated because I don't know what to look out for.. So many people telling me so many different things... Good lord..