Some funny/sarcastic TTC "advice" 😂
Purely for laughs! Ready?
1. None of us know you're pregnant based on symptoms. Take a test!
2. If you're 1-2 DPO, you don't already have pregnancy symptoms!
3. If you haven't gotten your period, you might be pregnant!
4. Peeing after sex doesn't mean you won't get pregnant!
5. We aren't your doctors- if you have serious questions, you need to consult a professional!Â
6. Nope, sorry. Itchy fingers and all other kinds of completely unrelated pregnancy symptoms are exactly that- NOT pregnancy symptoms!Â
7. You have sex, you can get pregnant.Â
8. If you've been trying for one whole month and you're discouraged, try again! It can take up to a year to conceive.Â
9. You got even the teensy tiniest faint positive?! That's positive! You don't need to ask for opinions. Â
10. You want a "tweak" because you're only 8 DPO? Don't do it! You're torturing yourself!
11. We don't have any TTC advice for you except this: HAVE SEX! And have fun!
This is entirely just for laughs. Not meant to be offensive and not directed at anyone specifically.Â
Please add some other "advice" you'd like to dish out. 😂😂
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