My husband is being a jerk!

Sian
I love this guy and he makes me happy - most of the time!!! 
However today is one of those days where I want to slowly push a pillow down onto his gorgeous face!! 
The thing is he has these days where everything I do is wrong, and it is actually driving me insane! 
- I'm not driving right
- didn't check the oil in the right
- sprayed to much fabric cleaner foam into car seats
- on top of that any conversation we have he goes out of his way to discard what I'm saying 
- anything he can't find - i must of moved it
- anything broken - I've broken it! 
Does anyone else's SO do this if so what did you do to stop it? We've spoken so many times about it and yet he doesn't stop! 
I don't deserve that undermining bullshit! 
Rant over 
Thanks ladies