39+5 and NO SIGNS

Ugh who else is due Monday and still pregnant??? I'm so miserable !!! No mucus plug loss.. No dilation.. I feel like my body is dumb or something and doesn't know how to start labor lol.. Sounds stupid I know but I'm a FTM who was told I couldn't have kids then got pregnant out of nowhere and now I feel like my body has no idea what to do since I haven't had any signs of popping soon... Anyone else?