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Funniest lies you've told your kids

Bekkah • Washington State🎣🌲Country Grown
What are the funniest/dumbest lies you've told your kids? I have 2 stepsons, 8 and 5. I absolutely love salt and vinegar chips and snacks. And the younger one always eats all of them. So one time I told him no and right after he asked for some soda and I had told him he didn't need more sugar. So he asked if the chips had sugar and I said yes and he goes "oh I don't need more sugar". So now every time he tries to eat my food he asks if there's sugar and I say no. #horribleparent l
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My kids asked for a sibling when they were little. I told them it was to expensive. So we had a jug we kept change in. They called it the baby jar. They felt when it got full we could afford a new baby. So I secretly take money out. 

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Katrina • Jun 22, 2016
Awww

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That moms icecream is special just for me, I have medicine that I take in food sometimes and they are afraid to eat my food because they hate medicine lol. I also tell my toddler who is a nudist that he has to wear underwear outside so snakes don't bite his weenie off. 

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Jenn • Jun 21, 2016
Oh my gosh my son just loves everyone to see his wiennie to. I tell him he can't go outside naked because it's against the law. The cops will take him

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Bekkah • Jun 21, 2016
Omg I can't stop laughing

Ra

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I told him that 911 is the devil's phone number so he would quit calling it! Lol

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Agent • Jun 21, 2016
😂😂😂

Gi

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When the ice cream gan plays his tune that means he is out of ice cream 😳😱😁😇😈 she believes it and is coming up 6!!

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Yolonda • Jun 22, 2016
😂😂😂

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Jennifer • Jun 22, 2016
😂👏👏👏

Yo

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My son went threw a stage where he refused to eat anything green... I made Alfredo one day with spinach noodles and told him it was ninja turtle Mac n cheese...he still believes that's what it is to this day and loves it lol

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Anne 💙💙💙 • Jun 22, 2016
That's a good one!

Ja

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My lil boys asked for candy at the store one day and I told them that the bugs ate all the candy and ice cream in the store lol

Ca

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I don't have children yet, but my parents told me that milk was really moo-juice, since I went through a stage where I wouldn't drink anything but juice.

Mo

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When I was pregnant with my second my 6 year old asked why my belly was getting bigger, we weren't ready to tell her, so I told her I ate too many donuts so my belly was big. 😂I also told her if she says bad words the cops will come 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Be

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Our younger one doesn't like to listen and has been lippy lately. When he's being really bad we tell him to use his good brain and that bad boys go to jail

Na

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The park was closed because we didn't know the people who was having a birthday party there.. ( The park was by her doctor office and she was sick and didn't understand that was why she couldn't play.. So that worked for us at the moment)
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