Things you DIDNT experience in pregnancy or labor

1. Hemroids 
2. The "ring of fire" when the baby is crowning 
3. That awful poop everyone talks about after giving birth 
4. That horrible pain of delivering your placenta 
5. Didn't bleed longer than 2 weeks 
6. I didn't experience incontinence at all. I can still sneeze or cough just fine lol
What's your list? 
I think everything isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be!