Best husband moment ever

So my husband is obsessed to say the least with my ass. So last night he grabbed it while in bed. I wasn't wearing underwear because well I pee every hour at 9 months pregnant! I thought he was trying to poke my butt so I mistakenly kicked him in the balls. We were both laughing wicked hard and I farted in his face. Then the next thing I know I am peeing! Yup completely peed the bed! So he had to smell it because it was clear and for most of the day I have been slightly dehydrated! Sometimes men can do things you would never expect. He also couldn't believe I peed the bed and made fun of me but its not my fault my bladder is small 😂 enjoy my night ladies