Today's Story
Narrator: on a warm sunny day, little Janie was watching her favorite anime show (black butler) just being as innocent as she is. Until one day, an unpleasant visitor came knocking on her uterus.
Period: AHHAAAAAA SURPRISE BIIIIIIITCH GUESSS WHOS BACK AND BETTTAH THAN EVVVAAAHHHH
Uterus: what?! You weren't supposed to come until next week!
Period: aha well you thought! Now where the chocolate at tho!
Uterus: oh boy, master will not be happy about this.
Period: oh yeah, and start preparing a grave for those new undies she got from Victoria's Secret, kinda ruined those too.
Uterus: those are expensive! Who do you think you are!
Period: I'm one hell of a period!
Narrator: and so on, as Janie went to go use the bathroom, she had come face to... Blood with her early period.
THE END
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