Seen this on Facebook and thought it was cute!

Scientists have been lying to us for years! We are brainwashed to believe there are three categories of eaters. Carnivore, herbivore, and omnivore. Yet I have discovered the missing fourth category.... The boobievore! Said creature feasts 1 million times in a 24 hour period. Most boobievores do not slumber through the night but instead continue to feast from their beautiful host which is also known as Mom. The boobievore is an angry beast when its hunger is not met instantly by the host. Once the boobievore has feasted on its host, its personality does a 180 instantly! The host is met with smiles and coos of joy. The boobievore is also known to be territorial of its host. The competition (aka Dad) will feel the rathe of the boobievore if he so much as looks at the host. The host will find herself exhausted. She will question everything she does for the sake of the boobievore. She will never know real love until the boobievore chooses her as its host. And the host will go to the ends of the world to keep the boobievore loved, safe,clean, happy, healthy, and fed. For the boobievore will one day leave the host and venture out into life on its on. Hang on to every precious moment you have with your boobievore❤️