I couldn't poop for a week. I had sex with my husband and I swear he loosened everything up bc I had the BEST poop 10 minutes later. Today he comes home and tells me a gross poop story that happened to him. Soooo I shared my sex best poop story and said "babe I haven't pooped in a few days, wanna have sex tonight?" He got real grossed out and said he never wanted to not have sex with me as much as he does right now. Guess I won't be getting lucky for a few days! Ladies, don't tell your man his D helps you poop. 😂😂😂