Beware of JC gift set!!! *WARNING: TMI!

Hello ladies! I'm having a serious case of regret & thought I'd warn you of the potential hazard! For starters, a couple birthdays ago, my husband bought me a Juicy Couture (original) gift set... You know, like the colorful boxes with the perfume and usually 2 other products like "body butter" and showering gel. WELL... Fast forward to this morning where I'm getting ready to leave for the next 5 days, so most of my accoutrements are already packed. I wanted to give my husband a parting blow job, but he beat me to the idea by surprise-jumping into the shower with me. So we're in the shower messing around, but it just ain't working, and most certainly isn't sexy! Our shower is standard size, and my hub's is a big guy, so we're fumbling around in there, slipping & sliding, getting direct hits of water to the face, one person's left out freezing while the other's getting scalded... You know, the standard awkwardness of shower sex for those who aren't blessed with larger showers that have 2 shower heads (most of us lol!). So finally I tell my hubby this just isn't working for me. So I jump out while he finishes washing up, but since all my things are packed, the only lotion I have available is the Juicy Couture stuff from above mentioned gift set, and my face and hands (especially) always feel super dry after showering. So I grab it and slather it on. About this time, DH jumps outta the shower, so we take things into the bedroom. So he's all clean and sparkly, so I decide to go back to my original idea of a parting blow job... BIG MISTAKE!! So I start doing my thang, but all I can taste is Irish Spring soap, and it's not pleasant. My hub's is getting into it, but finally it just got to the point where I feel like I'm sucking on a bar of soap and can't deal any longer. I stop and tell him what's up, and he feels terrible, thinking he must've not rinsed off very well. So he runs to the bathroom to rinse more, and I'm already thinking that this BJ is getting a lot more difficult than I'd intended! So he returns, and I'm ready to get back to uninterrupted business! ...If only that were the case! So we're getting back into it once more, and things are starting to heat up and get sloppy, just the way he LOVES it lol! But suddenly, I start noticing this HORRIBLE taste, like worse than the soap... a hundred times worse! It's so bad, I actually start gagging & think I'm gonna puke! Turns out, the extra saliva from my mouth transferred to my hands, that I'm now moving up and down my husband's shaft, and he's now covered in Juicy Couture lotion. Words cannot describe how VILE this tastes, and it's making my stomach turn. But by now, my husband (who has no idea) is past the point of no return, and I can't stop NOW! So I bear it like a champ & continue til he's done! IMMEDIATELY after he's finished though, I run to the bathroom and throw up!!! My husband (poor guy!) is thinking it's HIM and feels AWFUL!!! I finally explain to him what happened, and he felt SO bad, but I wanted to give him that blow job dammit!!! So here I am, STILL tasting juicy couture (no matter how many times I've rinsed and gargled), and feeling so sick to my stomach I could probably throw up again :-( SOOO... The moral of this story is also a HUGE warning to all my fellow lovelies: JUICY COUTURE LOTION AND BJ's DO NOT*** MIX!!!!! Lol