When you're in your 39th week of pregnancy and you feel like getting your fuck on with hubby next to you in bed but don't want to psychically go through the drama of getting 'the D' because you're huge and uncomfortable and you know you probably won't like it as soon as it's in but you need to do something to relieve yourself of the dirty feelings and thoughts but yet you can't quite muster the strength and flexibility of giving a suck job either with your gigantic belly because it will get in the way so you tongue fuck like you're teenagers again and give the wildest, fastest hand job you can handle just so atleast one of you can enjoy a happy ending. Now hubbys fast asleep, snoring with a smile on his face and I'm happy too 😁 phew. Dem 39 week feels 😛 feeling of accomplishment 😎