Anyone have funny sexting stories?

Question

I was going to make tacos for dinner tonight but also can't wait to have sex seeing as I'm super horny while pregnant.

Answer

Hahahaha I tried to be sexy and send my husband a message "in code" 
🍑🍆💦 can't wait 😚
And he had no clue what it ment so he asked his worker and they were like "well it means vagina, penis, and sperm so looks like someone wants to fuck." 
So his response was "ok men wrap up! Half day today!" 
Hahaha I'm so embarrassed to see them now 😂😂

Answer

I sent a topless pic to my husband once while he was at work. Turns out he was in a meeting and he and his friend were passing the time by watching something on his phone under the table (because they are both great adults) and he accidentally touched the text to open it, his friend spurted coffee out his mouth like in a film haha.

Anyone have funny sexting stories?

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