Early Morning Sex

My husband got home from work this morning at 4 a.m. We cuddled for a minute, and then suddenly he's moving my hand into his boxers. He's already hard. I'm stoked initially. Catch: I'm totally on my period, and of course it's the heaviest. damn. day. Also, I'm wearing a menstrual cup for night-protection, so messy sex is out for that specific moment. So, I go to the bathroom to put a Softcup in, and I spill blood ALL OVER THE BATHROOM. Ugh. I finally get it cleaned up, go back to the room, where he is still waiting like a champ. We have sex for like a half hour, and he can't come, which always makes me feel awful. Then, on top of that, I lost my favorite vibrator! He almost always stays in my nightstand drawer (his name is Oscar the O-Face). Interestingly, the sex was still great. It was worth losing the extra hour of sleep, despite my two month old and her sleeping patterns. Moral of the story- morning sex can be awesome, but damn was I unprepared this morning. 😂 Share your morning-sex experiences, good or bad! 🙊🍾🎉💀