Funny Period Stories?

I just had my son 2 months ago and I'm trying to find the silver lining in having a period again (because it sucks). And I remembered something my brother did when he was 6 and I was still in high school.

I had went to the bathroom, and my great grandma was adiment about not throwing toilet paper in the toilet. It had to go in the trash (don't question it. She's old and set in her ways. We just did what she asked).

Anyway, I had just left the bathroom and my brother came running out, screaming, because he thought I was dying of a nose bleed 😳