Blowjob horror stories??!

In the spirit of the best holiday ever, Halloween, I want to hear your blowjob horror stories. Here's mine: every time I suck my boyfriend's dick I get a runny nose. I usually just snurf it up until he's finished and I blow my nose but apparently that just isn't enough. On a particularly leaky day I was deepthroating him and he was pushing my head and a drip of snot dropped onto his shaft and before I could do anything he was like "I'm gonna come!!" and so I just sucked it up (literally) and used my own snot as lube. I swallowed a nice 2:1 solution of cum and boogers.........................the things I do for him. I told him that night and he was horrified and told me I could have stopped