Crazy MIL stories

I want to hear your crazy MIL stories.
Mines not too crazy (she is a bit crazy tho), and has told me I'll be naming the baby after her, wether it is a girl or boy! 
She also hated me our whole relationship, told my partner that we aren't meant for each other and that she knows best etc etc and when we told her we are pregnant she all of a sudden loves me.