napkin walls

Dear boyfriend and toddler son,
You all have made my white walls look like someone had snot rocket contests hitting them and used them as your personal napkin after a wing eating contest. I have zero idea what these mystery substances are on my walls but I'm about to make ya'll wear mittens and booties in here because damn! 😂🙅🏼 this scrubbing and up and down up and down isn't easy on my pregnant frame ya nasties!
Sincerely,
Nesting Momma