what are the odds of me being pregnant?

Kate • 🦄🌺🌻🌼🏵🔮🌙
All the symptoms of pregnancy, for about two weeks, but no positive tests, <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">eve</a> says 8 days till my next "period" but I'm so irregular that doesn't help....was bleeding nonstop for last period, just kinda came to a halt....what are the odds?