he wasn't being serious but still....

So last night me and my boyfriend were watching tv. I was laying down on the bed and he was sitting towards my feet flipping through the channels, I told him I was hungry, he asked what I wanted, we had a short convo about it & he was about to walk down stairs to get me something.... then he looks over at me with the most serious face & says "you have to start sleeping on the other side cause you're gunna mess up this side of the mattress" I froze, I said "wtf really, that's what you say to your girlfriend that's 8 months pregnant??!" He started laughing, & was like "I sat down and it went in a little bit more than the other side does" .. & ive already told him I can't sleep on the other side because it's hard as a rock. So I said "okay, it's because when ppl come in here they sit on this side mainly" ... he was like "I know I'm just playing" & we both laughed.😩😩😩😩🙄🙄🙄😑😑😑😂😂😂😂 I was thinking in my head "fuck youuu" lmao