ok TMI lol

Ok so I'm 35 weeks 
And always constipated. Takes me forever to try and use the bathroom. 
My vagina gets all swollen up and feels weird because I'm pushing. And not only that my friken butt hole is all poofy. Swollen. Whatever. Like ugh. I use baby wipes to wipe and I can feel my puffy butt through the wipe. 😭😂 like whhhhhyyyyyyy. Isnit from the straining? The pressure ? It's not hemmorids because I have no pain. It's just like it's super swollen. 
I'm guessing it's from trying to poop. But seriously wtf lol