Late for LIFE 🕔

Is it just me? My mother is late for EVERYTHING!!! We're always late! It doesn't matter if we get up early we are always late! I remember setting up a plan for my mom just for the simple fact we can't leave the house on time. So I decided I was going to lie from now on about the time I am supposed to arrive a certain place. I remember lying to her telling her I had to be at so and so around a hr or 30 min early before I had to be there. This is the thing because even if I lied about having to be there 20 min early, she'd be so pissed. Just for me lying to her about the time. Don't get me wrong I love my mother to death but we got to be more punctual.