a JOKE

so i hinted at my boyfriend that he hasn't really gone down on me in a while and i asked if there was like a particular reason like if something was wrong, maybe i need to step my shave game up or something like that you know, and he was just like "no sometimes i just don't always wanna be down there" and i was thinking like… for real? you don't really wanna be down there? do you think i do? do you really think you flicking your tongue around is more tedious than you shoving your dick to the back of my throat ? i be choking and swallow your cum that taste like warm salty yogurt without complaining and you find it such a task to wiggle your tongue around 😂 like before i was comfortable with penetration and that's all you could get you wouldn't wanna come up and now all of a sudden because you've leveled up you don't want to be down there? boy bye  😂