I'm killing my boyfriend

I'm killing him and there is nothing that anyone can do at this point to stop me! At this point it is inevitable!

It takes two to tango and now that I'm pregnant with his baby my farts have taken a turn for the worst.

My poor boyfriend has been enduring my awful pregnancy farts and finally turned to me and said "that smells like death and our baby better be cute to make up for all this"

Lol I love him but I'm killing him and there's nothing I can do about it! Anyone been through this?!