My husbands response to AF showing up today

So AF was 3 days late this month so we were thrilled thinking this might be it. I'm never late. Well the bitch showed up this morning so I texted my husband and here's part of the conversation. 😂 His response is on the left. (It started by me saying she showed up, he responded he was sad and had really been hoping this was it) here's the rest.