GLORIOUS NEWS EVERYONE

My period was four days late and I had unprotected sex with two guys in the same week! I thought I was pregnant and didn't know who the father could be! But today, on this glorious day, I started my period!! Whoooo life is good drama free! Ain't it!!!! Omg I'm so relieved!!!! Praise the Lord! Happy Holidays and I'm going to pour myself a drink!!! Cheers!!! Btw never having sex again 😅