🙄😳🙄symptom spotting

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So now I feel like I am symtom spotting which I never wanted to do! Started with these weird dull cramps on my right lower belly and around my belly button, then my right breast had lightning going through it (then today my left started) this is every now and then thing not constant. Then I now have indigestion where I am belching and like burning sensation in my throat, constipation, then laying on the sofa felt nauseated get up vomit then walking back to the living room pass bread and I'm all like mmmm look in fridge grab butter and make a bread and butter (4 slices) I know right like a fat cow! Wth is going on with me. I never felt like this before!!!!! 😔😔😔😔 any other ladies feeling the same?!?!?