My ex has done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, I guess I smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend me though because he hadn’t seen me in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help.

In the course of eating me out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of me… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and he BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth…