So my SO and I have a routine of taking a shower together when I get home from work. Be always applies lotion on me afterwards.

I use a mixture of the Palmers Firming lotion and stretch mark cream when tonight half asleep his hand goes a little more north than necessary when applying to my thighs.

I jumped at the unexpected contact and said babe I don't think I need lotion there.

His response was, Baby girl got make sure that p*$$y stays tight for when you give birth.

Hahaha he's so silly.