So this might be weird but I wish periods were like super fast. Like.... Start slow like normal then when you GI to the toilet the lining of the uterus just peels off and comes out. Like in two or three minutes. Then goes super slow to get the remaining blood out so you could just wear a pad or small tampon for the rest of the day. That may be weird lol but even if it hurt like heck it wouldn't be bleeding for seven days.