Thought I share this WTF moment
Went yesterday to get WIC. I'm 8 weeks pregnant. My midwife facility is in process of moving buildings and phones/fax machines are on the blink. So, they couldn't fax my proof of pregnancy. No problem, they would just give me a piss test.
I pee, stick the lil cup in the window and wait to be called.
Nurse calls me back 10 minutes later. I watch her drip my pee on the cheapie and scribble on a file. She takes my weight, height, ect. All this time, she seems.....off. Out of it. On autopilot per se.
I sit down and she starts to ask the normal questions. Then shit got weird...
Nurse: (completely monotone and making 0 eye contact) are you having your monthly now?
Me: uh....noooo. O_o
Nurse: when was your last monthly?
Me: first week of November...
Nurse: so....you've not had your period for 2 months? Are you concerned?
Me: (points to the blatantly positive test not 1 foot from her) Not really, considering....
Nurse: (looks at it and kinda shakes her head in a head clearing manner) oh....yea. ahem.... do you take recreational drugs?
Me: no. Do YOU? LoL
Nurse: (stares blankly) I'll get the doctor to finish.
I have NO IDEA wtf was happening there.
Achieve your health goals from period to parenting.