5DPO Anyone? share symptoms and make the two week wait more bearable!!!

Here are mine, today 5DPO.

1-2 DPO : light right side cramps ( ovulation side) I ovulated there last month too. Mild fever. Very Tired.

3 DPO: woke up with sore boobs. At the beginning it is around the muscles, then went to the nipples. Lower back pain. Cold. Mild fever. Very tired.

4DPO: sore boobs stopped. Lower back pain, headaches. Having trouble sleeping eventhough I was tired. Coughing. Frequent going for #2, it is not diarrhea though, just soft stool (Sorry TMI).

5DPO: woke up tired. I still have the cold. But have been having it for a week or more now. Dizziness, very light headed, I thought I was going to faint at a certain point. Cramping From the Uterus to down there. At first cramping was mild than it got intense as if AF was coming. Ran to the bathroom to put a tampon in. Feeling some wetness as if something is flowing. But nothing showed. Sciatic pain (from lower back to my feet). Frequent uses of bathroom. Could smell almost anything and felt nauseous. The weirdest of all symptoms is the rib cage pain it feels as if a giant gave me a big tight hug!!! Both front and back ribs ache. My boobs will hurt now and then and stops. The cramps is now very mild. But it is across my pelvis in genera but more intense on the right side.