I haven't seen down there to shave in weeks... It was LONG to say the least. Didn't want to risk it with a razor so I opted for my husband's trimmer. It has a guard on it for different lengths ( I know for a fact he has used it down stairs himself without remorse)

Nope. Nope. Nope. I was holding back the inner labia to run it blind down my hand along the outside.... Got caught.... Blood everywhere..... Scream for help....

Blood is now dripping and I am sobbing and he took one look at me crumpled over the counter and saw the blood and the trimmer....

Holy cow it is embarrassing, half done, and hurts like hell.

He says "want me to finish it for you so it isn't lop-sided?!?!"

Me: get out get out get out!!!!!!!!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!! NOT EVER!!!!!

Ladies.... Tell me I am not the only one. I feel like a hot mess :'(

9 more days until baby, so at least there is that!