y'all.

So, I recently discovered that I can squirt. And I mean REALLY squirt. Like 6+ times in a row. Well, I guess it was my boyfriend who found out. But that's not the moral of the story! I had to pee after we had sex and did all of that, but I absolutely couldn't. My vagina was killing me. So as I'm sitting on the toilet, holding my vagina like some sort of goof, here walks in my boyfriend. My half naked bare ( cute ) assed boyfriend. He sits down in front of me on the floor, just casually talking to me while I rock back and forth like a moron. So I'm sitting there telling him how bad it hurts and trying to pee, so then he decides he'll go on and help by rubbing where it was hurting. He was being really supportive, telling me I should just go and that I needed to because it would stop hurting if I did. He kept telling me to push, and I still looked a goon sitting there holding my legs and rocking on the toilet, while my bare assed boyfriend laid In front of the toilet and tried to encourage me to pee. Alls I could think of is that is how it's gonna be when I go into labor, except we won't be in a bathroom. Hopefully we won't be in a bathroom. I felt like such a goof 😂